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Whats mental is if he just went, fuck it – rejoin EU, nationalise rail, nationalise water & do a wealth tax

He’d become a hero overnight https://t.co/aCevoy94b7

— JimmyTheGiant (@jimthegiant) May 11, 2026

Telling the Cabinet he doesn't care what they think, they can resign if they want to, & he's off to an owl sanctuary for the afternoon is almost certainly the coolest thing Keir Starmer has ever done. Where has this guy been these past two years? https://t.co/9v6R5mc5eB

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) May 12, 2026

So bored of news outlets trying to write the news rather than report it.

— Adrian Edmondson ❎ (@AdrianEdmondson) May 12, 2026

Out of all the criticisms of Starmer the one calling him dull is the most bizarre.

He's the Prime Minister. I'd want him to be dull and competent. If I wanted excitement I'd go to a football match, knife throwing exhibition, paragliding etc.

— DB77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@DBW77) May 12, 2026

Opening a German bakery called Gluten Tag.

— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) May 11, 2026

If Starmer is forced out, he’ll be the fifth PM in a row to last less than a full term. There are some structural issues making the job near impossible. Changing the name above the door won’t fix it.

— Andrew Clark (@clarkaw) May 11, 2026

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) May 12, 2026

Back in the days when you saved a document it would go a main folder called documents and you knew where it was because it was in the folder called documents

— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) May 13, 2026

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) May 15, 2026

President Xi giving Trump rose seeds after him and Melania destroyed the White House rose garden with a giant concrete slab is unbelievably petty and I love it.

— Jamie Bonkiewicz (@JamieBonkiewicz) May 15, 2026